Best comedy movie quotes of 1973

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Paper Moon picture

Mose: I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is... Scruples?
Addie: No, I don't know what it is, but if you got 'em, sure bet they belong to somebody else.

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Sleeper picture

Luna: It's hard to believe you haven't had sex in two hundred years.
Miles: Two hundred and four if you count my marriage.

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The Sting picture

Doyle Lonnegan: Not only are you a cheat, you're a gutless cheat, as well.

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American Graffiti picture

Terry Fields: Jesus, what a night.

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Lady de Winter: Your Eminence is a great player - great enough to lose. I do not like to lose.
Cardinal Richelieu: You must suit yourself, Milady. But if in the end you should, do it with a becoming grace.

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A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving picture

Sally Brown: Anyway, why should I give thanks on Thanksgiving? What have I got to be thankful for? All it does is make more work for us at school.

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Vickie Allessio: I'm beginning to sound like a wife.

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Hope Springs: It's not her fault she has to wear a falsie.
Sid Fiddler: What do you mean, "a" falsie?
Hope Springs: She's got one bigger than the other.
Sid Fiddler: Is that right?
Hope Springs: No, left.

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Mohamed Larbi Slimane: The revolution is like a bicycle, when it stops it falls.

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Theatre of Blood picture

Peregrine Devlin: You begin to resent an actor if you always have to give him bad notices.

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Hellman: Isn't that just like a woman? She wants to be treated like a man... and then she cries.

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