Best comedy movie quotes of 1966

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Alfie picture

Alfie: I don't want no bird's respect - I wouldn't know what to do with it.

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Luther Heggs: When you work with words, words are your work.

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How the Grinch Stole Christmas! picture

Narrator: "Pooh-pooh to the Whos" he was grinchily humming.
The Grinch: They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming. They're just waking up, I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or two. Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry "booo-hooo."

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Mr. Cramden: Flint, the world's in trouble.
Derek Flint: Well, it usually is, but it manages to extricate itself without my help.

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Duc De Pommfrit: Come here, you little vixen.
Desiree Dubarry: Oh, get off! Stop it.

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Coco Duquette: I hate you for what you're doing to him.
Julian Wall: Your way didn't work.
Coco Duquette: You stick to your television programs. And I'll stick to mine.

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Sam: I never did get to know exactly what she'd done that was so wrong.
Judge Burke: Old Ben was a friend of mine Sam, and she killed him.
Doc: It was his own fault. He was ninety-two. I warned him not to marry her.

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Christine Easton: I don't know why you wanted a room, you spend all of your time outside.

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Charles Bonnet: My dirt.

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Carry on Screaming! picture

Valeria: Why don't we do what they did to your friend Dracula, drive a spike through his heart.
Dr. Watt: No, I don't really feel like driving tonight.

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Rachel Devery: You know, that nutty swan looks just like Sister Elizabeth.

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Freddie Munster: Let's bash him on the head with something jagged.

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Aldo Vanucci: Aagghh! If only I could steal enough to become an honest man.

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Lily: The whole thing sounds underhanded, disgraceful and messy, and you can count on me.

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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown picture

Sally Brown: If you try to hold my hand, I'll slug you.

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Batman: Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.

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