Best comedy movie quotes of 1965

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The Great Race picture

Professor Fate: Leslie escaped?
General: With a small friar.
Professor Fate: Leslie escaped with a chicken?

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What's New Pussycat picture

Michael James: Did you find a job?
Victor Skakapopulis: Yeah, I got something at the striptease. I help the girls dress and undress.
Michael James: Nice job.
Victor Skakapopulis: Twenty francs a week.
Michael James: Not very much.
Victor Skakapopulis: It's all I can afford.

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A Charlie Brown Christmas picture

Shermy: Every Christmas it's the same. I always end up playing a shepherd.

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A Thousand Clowns picture

Nick: My simple child reaction of what you did is that you are not funny. Funnier than you is even Stuart Schlossman, who is my friend, and is eleven, and puts walnuts in his mouth and makes noises. What is not funny is to call us names, and what is mostly not funny is how sad you are, and I'd feel sorry for you if it wasn't for how dull you are. And those are the worst-tasting potato chips that I've ever tasted. And that's my opinion from the blue, blue sky.

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The Hallelujah Trail picture

Col. Thaddeus Gearhart: If it's the last thing I do, I'll have that entire band transferred to Alaska.

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Village of the Giants picture

Elsa: I'm hungry too. What's for breakfast?
Fred: Sheriff, on toast.

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That Darn Cat picture

Zeke Kelso: You mean you want me to tail the cat as if he's a person?
Supervisor, Mr. Newton: Unless it would be easier to tail him as a cat.

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The Loved One picture

Wilbur Glenworthy: There's got to be a way to get those stiffs off my property.

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The Eye Creatures picture

Stan: Susan's got a lot of the right things to put in the right places, and she's all mine.

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The Tenth Victim picture

Narrator: Why control the births when we can increase the deaths?

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Help! picture

Professor Foot: With a ring like that I could dare I say it? Rule the world.

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Cat Ballou picture

Cat: You won't make me cry. You'll never make me cry.

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