Best comedy movie quotes of 1965

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The Great Race picture

Professor Fate: Leslie escaped?
General: With a small friar.
Professor Fate: Leslie escaped with a chicken?

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Help! picture

Engineer: Boys! Are you buzzing?
John: No thanks, we've got the car.

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Cat Ballou picture

Cat: Why do men always think marriage is the only thing on a woman's mind?

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A Thousand Clowns picture

Murray: Better go to your room.
Nick: This is a one-room apartment.
Murray: OK, then go to your alcove.

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The Hallelujah Trail picture

Col. Thaddeus Gearhart: If it's the last thing I do, I'll have that entire band transferred to Alaska.

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Village of the Giants picture

Elsa: I'm hungry too. What's for breakfast?
Fred: Sheriff, on toast.

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That Darn Cat picture

Zeke Kelso: You mean you want me to tail the cat as if he's a person?
Supervisor, Mr. Newton: Unless it would be easier to tail him as a cat.

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The Loved One picture

Wilbur Glenworthy: There's got to be a way to get those stiffs off my property.

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The Eye Creatures picture

Stan: Susan's got a lot of the right things to put in the right places, and she's all mine.

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The Tenth Victim picture

Narrator: Why control the births when we can increase the deaths?

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Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines picture

Count Emilio Ponticelli: It is a pity that the race will now be won by a Protestant.
Mother Superior: A Protestant? Sisters, don't stand there gazing. This good Catholic needs our help.

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What's New Pussycat picture

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: If it fails, then we'll try something else, because I use all kinds of unorthodox methods. For example, I've had the greatest success shutting people in dark closets.

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A Charlie Brown Christmas picture

Lucy Van Pelt: I know how you feel about all this Christmas business, getting depressed and all that. It happens to me every year. I never get what I really want. I always get a lot of stupid toys or a bicycle or clothes or something like that.
Charlie Brown: What is it you want?
Lucy Van Pelt: Real estate.

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