Best TV quotes of 1962

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George Jetson: Jane. Stop this crazy thing.

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Female Bank Robber Masquerading As "Doublenaught Spy" Recruiter: We'll never find another... brain... like his.
Male Bank Robber Also Masquerading: He's a double-zero if I ever saw one.

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Christmas Special 1974 (a.k.a. A Perfect Christmas) - S8-E7

Albert: I like Christmas TV - all them stars giving up their Christmases just to entertain us.
Harold: They don't give up their Christmases. All them programmes is recorded in October. When it comes Christmas they're all sunning themselves in the south of France; it's just us lot sat here in the cold watching them, ah you so simple.

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Braddock: Don't just stand there sucking on a prune pit, get these men some water.

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Capt. Binghamton: Commander, how would you and your men like two weeks with nothing to do but play gin rummy, go surfing, have luaus with steel drum bands, dancing girls, hmm?
Lieut. Comdr. Quinton McHale: Two whole weeks? Woo hooo, oh that'd be a wonderful change sir. Yes sir.
Capt. Binghamton: Knock it off McHale. That's what you do every week.

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