Best comedy movie quotes of 1960

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Bells Are Ringing picture

Ella: I'm going back where I can be me, at the Bonjour Tristese Brassiere Company.

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The Apartment picture

C.C. Baxter: That's the way it crumbles... Cookie-wise.

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Mushnick: Now that is what I call a salad. What do you call that salad?
Audrey: Caesarean.

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Ocean's Eleven picture

Mrs. Restes: You'll miss my wedding.
Jimmy Foster: Mother, I have never missed one of your weddings.
Mrs. Restes: Yes, you did. My first one.

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La Dolce Vita picture

Steiner: Don't be like me. Salvation doesn't lie within four walls. I'm too serious to be a dilettante and too much a dabbler to be a professional. Even the most miserable life is better than a sheltered existence in an organized society where everything is calculated and perfected.

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Lt. Rip Crandall: This hulk is commissioned? As what?
Ens. Tommy J. Hanson: It's unclassified, sir.
Lt. Rip Crandall: Uncla-? I can believe that.

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Pollyanna picture

Reverend Paul Ford: We looked for the good in them, and we found it, didn't we?

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The Grass Is Greener picture

Victor Rhyall, Earl: Sellers, have you seen my bible?
Trevor Sellers, the Butler: I'm afraid I've got it. I wanted to look something up.
Victor Rhyall, Earl: First you borrow my times, now you pinch my bible. That's democracy running amok.
Trevor Sellers, the Butler: I'm extremely sorry, Mylord. I'll put it back beside your bed.
Victor Rhyall, Earl: Anyway, you should have a bible of your own.
Trevor Sellers, the Butler: Well, the one you're using is mine, Mylord.

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Tuggle Carpenter: Girls like me weren't built to be educated. We were made to have children. That's my ambition: to be a walking, talking baby factory. Legal, of course. And with union labor.

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North to Alaska picture

Sam McCord: George, a wonderful thing about Alaska is that matrimony hasn't hit up here yet. Let's keep it a free country.

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Bugs Bunny: Like the man said: Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

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Major Race: Is that your wife?
Lt. Col. Hyde: Yes.
Major Race: Is she dead?
Lt. Col. Hyde: No, no. I regret to say the bitch is still going strong.

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