Ebenezer: Bob, I haven't taken leave of my senses. I've come to them.
Rose Sayer: Dear Lord, We've come to the end of our journey, and in a little while we'll stand before you. I pray for you to be merciful. Judge us not for our weaknesses, but for our love and open the doors of heaven for Charlie and me.
Mad Hatter: What's the matter my dear, don't you care for tea?
Alice: Why, yes. I'm very fond of tea.
March Hare: If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation.
Ellen McNulty: Never eat standing up, and never cook sittin' down.
Jerry Mulligan: I never touch a guy unless I've known him at least fifteen minutes.
Angela: Men are so disgustingly prompt. I think they do it just to put us women in a bad light.
Ens. Caldwell: Gee, that's the first time I ever saw a sub get knocked off.
Bruno Anthony: I have a theory that you should do everything before you die.
Hendry: Wait a minute, Scotty. You won't need any boots. When it comes you go back with the others. You don't belong out here.
Ned "Scotty" Scott: I didn't belong at Alamein or Bougainville or Okinawa. I was just kibitzing. And I write a very good obit, a obituary to use.
Stanley: Hey, STELLA!
Dr. Emery Bronson: If our calculations prove to be correct, this will be the most frightening discovery of all time.
Bill Porter: Wives, dogs, and chestnut trees - the more you beat 'em the better they be.
Sir John Kierlaw: Now. Some fool has invented an indestructible cloth. Where is he? How much does he want?
Maj. Daniel Xavier Kirby: Are we all buttoned up?
Joan Kirby: Cat's out... doors locked. All secure sir.
Yosemite Sam: Mice.
Doc Butcher: Step back, gents, and reflect on the joys of living.
Yosemite Sam: I smell carrots a-cooking, and where there's carrots, there's rabbits.
Surgeon Gundarson: You'll lose more than Hazlett if you don't put ashore for fresh food and water.
Capt. Horatio Hornblower, R.N: Perhaps you'll dig into your medical kit and get me a breath of fresh wind.
Junyer Bear: I will fill your favorite pipe for you, dear old dad, Pa. G-U-N-P-O-W-D-E-R, tobacco. I am a good speller, I am. C-A-T, dog. B-A-T, Rhode Island.