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Blood Vessel - S1-E2

Agatha: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Dracula: What's unclear to you?
Agatha: You went to the dining room? You don't eat food.
Dracula: I enjoy company, and I like people.
Agatha: Then why do you kill them?
Dracula: Why do you pick flowers?
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Pilot - S1-E1

Dean Winchester: Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.

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The Post-Modern Prometheus - S5-E5

[After spilling coffee on his lap.]
Mulder: Great, now my crotch will be up all night.

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Season 5 generally

Rick Grimes: This is how we survive. We tell ourselves that we are the walking dead.

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Eleven: Friends don't lie.

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Elijah Mikaelson: If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results then surely my quest for your salvation ranks me as one of the maddest of men.

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Wednesday: Dear Santa, we just wanted you to know that even though Mr. Thompson says that there was no such thing as Santa Claus, we didn't believe him. So please come or else it will make us look like dummies. Signed Wednesday and Pugsley Addams.

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Damon Salvatore: I DO believe in killing the messenger. Why? Because it sends a message.

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Father Marcus Keane: The power of Christ compels you.
The Crone: Do I look compelled, man of God?

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Angelique: Let me give you one word of advice, Dr. Hoffman. The pursuit of Barnabas Collins can lead to nothing but misery. He is a cold, harsh, unresponsive man."
Dr. Julia Hoffman: Who made him that way?

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Agent Devlin: Everybody's got a theory on the increasing violence in our society.
Agent Emmerich: My wife thinks it's the artificial hormones in beef.
Agent Devlin: What's your take?
Frank Black: I don't think it's the beef.

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Dylan Massett: You'll do anything to get your way.
Norma Louise Bates: I've never gotten my way, and that includes being your mother.

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Merton: From an old legend, and the third season of Buffy.

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Rod Serling: For those of you who've never met me, you might call me the under-nourished Alfred Hitchcock.

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Carl Kolchak: If you want a job done right, you just have to foul it up yourself.

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Hemlock Diego's Policy Player's Dream Book - S2-E5

Olivia: Are you telling me I only have a couple of hundred years left?
Pryce: More like a normal human lifespan.
Olivia: Human lifespan is over like that. Hardly worth going to the trouble of being born.

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Reverend Purdy: I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend.

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Edward: Hello, hello. What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here.

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Phillip Broyles: Someone out there is experimenting, only the whole world is their lab.

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Crypt Keeper: Heads, I win. Tails, you ooze.

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