Best horror TV quotes of all time

Pilot - S1-E1

Dean Winchester: Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Season 5 generally

Rick Grimes: This is how we survive. We tell ourselves that we are the walking dead.

The Post-Modern Prometheus - S5-E5

[After spilling coffee on his lap.]
Mulder: Great, now my crotch will be up all night.

Eleven: Friends don't lie.

Agent Devlin: Everybody's got a theory on the increasing violence in our society.
Agent Emmerich: My wife thinks it's the artificial hormones in beef.
Agent Devlin: What's your take?
Frank Black: I don't think it's the beef.

Morticia: Look at Mr. Addams. He's always developing outside interests.
Gomez: Right now I have the most enviable collection of coroner's reports in the neighborhood.

Giant: The owls are not what they seem.

Crypt Keeper: Heads, I win. Tails, you ooze.

The Devil: Thanks to global warming, it gets more and more comfortable for me up here every day.

Talking Fish: There's no such thing as perfect, you're beautiful as you are, Courage. With all of your imperfections, you can do anything you want to do.

Carl Kolchak: If you want a job done right, you just have to foul it up yourself.

Randi Wallace: How much kinkier can you get than turning into a werewolf once a month?

Klaus Mikaelson: This family makes me want to murder people.

Damon Salvatore: I DO believe in killing the messenger. Why? Because it sends a message.

Hemlock Diego's Policy Player's Dream Book - S2-E5

Olivia: Are you telling me I only have a couple of hundred years left?
Pryce: More like a normal human lifespan.
Olivia: Human lifespan is over like that. Hardly worth going to the trouble of being born.

Rod Serling: For those of you who've never met me, you might call me the under-nourished Alfred Hitchcock.

Father Marcus Keane: The power of Christ compels you.
The Crone: Do I look compelled, man of God?

Reverend Purdy: I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend.

Angelique: Let me give you one word of advice, Dr. Hoffman. The pursuit of Barnabas Collins can lead to nothing but misery. He is a cold, harsh, unresponsive man."
Dr. Julia Hoffman: Who made him that way?

Phillip Broyles: Someone out there is experimenting, only the whole world is their lab.