Christine Campbell: There's something about lying on the floor, hiding from our lovers, that's telling me we're not in control of our lives as we should be.
School Days - S1-E3
Max: When the moon is full, the tide is high.
Old Lady: You must want the spy school, that's next door.
Valerie Cherish: Instead of the barbeque line I could say, "If I let you have the puppies I'll have to let weird old Mr. Schmidt have a SATAN flag!" See, that's good, because everybody hates Satan.
Merton: From an old legend, and the third season of Buffy.
Bruno Carrelli: How does it feel?
Kamala Khan: Cosmic.
Marni Fliss: If you have baggage, I want to know about it.
Nate Solomon: If? Have you MET me?
Narrator: You don't have to be a brain surgeon to operate on the brain.
Susan: I have decided to put an end to this madness that is ruining all our lives.
Michael: You're going to kill dad?
Jonny: My daughter will want for nothing. She'll have dollies-a-plenty. And bears but no clowns, they scare me. And on a perfect summer's eve, when the sun dances like... Michael Flatley... after our dinner of spaghetti hoops, we shall run like Billy-ho himself, down to a sea so calm it would make Des Lynam look like a big, scary wolfman. She will be the most cherished little girl in the whole world. My little Ferrari.
Janet: Jonny, I'm not pregnant.
Jonny: Oh thank fuck for that.
Daggett: Urethra! I found something.
Salesman: I'm going door-to-door to make you this incredible offer.
Pee-wee: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! salesmen.
Summer: Suddenly, my family not looking so dysfunctional.
Marissa: You do realise that this is my family too?
Female Bank Robber Masquerading As "Doublenaught Spy" Recruiter: We'll never find another... brain... like his.
Male Bank Robber Also Masquerading: He's a double-zero if I ever saw one.
Bertie: He wants to marry Myrtle Snap?
Jeeves: Precisely so, Sir, but Mrs. Snap refuses to consider such a venture while Sir Roderick's daughter remains unmarried. In a colourful turn of phrase she stated that specific and scarcely to be anticipated meteorological conditions would have to take place in the infernal region before she would share a home with Miss Honoria.
Kate Fox: Sometimes confronting the past is the only way to move on.
Dr. Drakken: Oh look, it's Kim Possible and her friend.
Ron: Hello, I've got a name.
Dr. Drakken: Which I can never remember.
Louis Stevens: I am making a quality cucumber shake here.
Ren Stevens: Not on my time.
Dr. Arthur Harmon: No offense Maudie, but I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole.
Maude Findlay: No offense Arthur, but that's the only way you'd ever touch me.