Frank Castle: One Batch, Two Batch, Penny and Dime.
Bucky: I got a vibranium arm. I can take them.
Sam: And I can fly, who gives a shit? Wait.
Dr. Rodney McKay: All I know is that she's not who she's pretending to be.
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: And you know this because...?
Dr. Rodney McKay: What, I'm not allowed to have intuition?
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: You? No.
Rocksteady: Oooh, shiver me timbers.
Bebop: And while you're at it, shiver mine also.
Dio Brando: Kono Dio da... It is I, Dio.
Vanessa Dunphy: You're an asshole Mr. Howard. Five minutes from now I won't be yelling but you'll still be an asshole.
The Catwoman: You dismal bird! You and your submarine, Where has it got us now?
The Penguin: Shut up, you feline floozy.
Omi: This is most embarrassing.
Man-At-Arms: That's very interesting, but silly.
Narrator: Our world was once a safe and happy place until evil aliens arrived with one plan: to destroy Earth. Gosei, Earth's ancient guardian, awoke and called on a new team of teenagers to fight off this new threat. They are the Power Rangers Megaforce.
Grandpa Max Tennyson: Being a hero isn't about letting others know you did the right thing, it's about you knowing you did the right thing.
Ben Tennyson: What were you just doing, reading greeting cards back at the Mega Mart?
Grandpa Max Tennyson: Well... yes.
Cassius: Look now. Look at that.
Marcus Junius Brutus: It is a chair. What of it?
Cassius: A chair? It's a throne.
Marcus Junius Brutus: I believe thrones are generally more decorative. That is decidedly plain, and chair-like.
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Trish Walker: Fine, be the naked superhero. That could be your alias.
Jessica Jones: Better than the name you came up with.
Trish Walker: Jewel is a great superhero name.
Jessica Jones: Jewel a stripper's name! A really slutty stripper! And if I wear that thing, you're gonna have to call me Camel-toe.
Peacemaker: [to Justice League] You're late, you fucking dickheads! [To Aquaman] Go fuck another fish, asshole!
Aquaman: I'm so fucking sick of that rumor.
Flash: It's...not a rumour.
Aquaman: Fuck you, Barry.
Harvey Leek: Nash, the most high-tech thing on this computer is the flying toaster screen saver.
Lucas: Captain, this is a Level One UEO sealed file. Opening it would be illegal.
Capt. Nathan Bridger: Why do you think I came to you?
Lucas: Good point.
Ranger Cordell Walker: Sydney, Gage, you're going undercover at the bar. Gage, you're going to be a bartender. Sydney.
Sydney Cooke: I know, I know. Cocktail waitress.
