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Mickey's Christmas Carol picture

Scrooge: What's she cooking, a canary? Surely they have more food than that. Look on the fire.
Ghost of Christmas Present: Huh, where? Oh, that's your laundry.

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Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown picture

Lucy van Pelt: What are you doing, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: I'm waiting for valentines.
Lucy van Pelt: Oh, well. Good luck.
Charlie Brown: Thank you.
Lucy van Pelt: You'll need it.
Charlie Brown: You didn't have to say that!

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Lion: Greetings, my good friends. You all, undoubtedly, have been under the delusion or shall I say, misapprehension, that we of the cartoon animal kingdom, are lacking in the finer sensibilities. Now to disprove this we shall ask you to forget our formal pranks and playfulness. We ask you in the name of dignity, and art to put yourselves in a receptive frame of mind. And not to expect of us the foolery, and clowning you generally associate us with. And now, to an all musical program.

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A Charlie Brown Christmas picture

Charlie Brown: Pig-Pen, you're the only person I know who can raise a cloud of dust in a snowstorm.

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Precious picture

Clareece 'Precious' Jones: The other day, I cried. But you know what? Fuck that day. That's why God, or whoever, makes other days.

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Easter Yeggs picture

Easter Rabbit: Every year I get some dumb bunny to do my work for me.

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A Bear for Punishment picture

Junyer Bear: I will fill your favorite pipe for you, dear old dad, Pa. G-U-N-P-O-W-D-E-R, tobacco. I am a good speller, I am. C-A-T, dog. B-A-T, Rhode Island.

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Out-Foxed picture

English Fox: Ladies and gentlemen, fear not for my safety. After all, I am smart as a fox, you know.

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Book Revue picture

Daffy Duck: Swing music. Jazz. Phooey! Ah, bublichas, how difference in my native willage. Soft music, wiolins, the happy peoples sitting on their balalaikas, playing their samovars. And then, there was Cucaracha. Ah, Cucaracha: so round, so firm, so fully packed, and so easy on the draw. They would sink to me a little gypsy love song, like this. Listen. CUCARA-CHA! Cucaracha, cucaracha - hoo hoo hoo hoo! Cucaracha, cucaracha - hoohoohoohoo.

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Herr Meets Hare picture

Goering: Heil him.
Hitler: Heil me.

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Rabbit Seasoning picture

Daffy Duck: This is preposthterousth-th.

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Cheese Chasers picture

Hubie: Bert, an average mouse eats 12 pounds of cheese in a lifetime. I figure tonight we've lived 2000 years.

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Taxidermist: May I help you?
Woody Woodpecker: Yeah. How about a menu?
Taxidermist: I beg your pardon?
Woody Woodpecker: A menu, menu! M-E-N, men. Y-O-U, you. Menu.

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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown picture

Sally Brown: If you try to hold my hand, I'll slug you.

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Their First Mistake picture

Oliver: She says I think more of you than I do of her.
Stanley: Well you do, don't you?
Oliver: Well, we won't go into that.

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Robin Hood Daffy picture

Daffy Duck: Ho ho. Very funny. Ha ha. It is to laugh.

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Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle picture

Princess Bunhead: You'll never get away with this, Black Helmet Man! You are bad! You are bad and we are good! Your badness will be the end of you, and our goodness will be our triumph! Bad is bad - good is good! Bad-bad-good-bad! Good-good-bad-good, bad! Good.

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Case of the Missing Hare picture

Bugs Bunny: I live here. That's my home, such as it is.

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The Old Grey Hare picture

Bugs Bunny: You ain't got me yet, by Gum! He he he he! Ow, darn this lumbago.

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Brats picture

Stan Sr.: Remember the old adage: You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

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