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Justin Bieber: Never Say Never picture

Justin Bieber: There's gonna be times where people tell you that you can't live your dreams. This is what I tell them: Never say never.

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Bowling for Columbine picture

John Nichols: When the government turns tyrannical, it is your duty to overthrow it.
Michael Moore: Why not use Gandhi's way? He didn't have guns, and he beat the British Empire.
John Nichols: I'm not... familiar with that.

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Madonna: Truth or Dare picture

Gay pride protesters: We're here! We're queer! Get used to it.

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Eddie Izzard: Circle picture

Eddie: This is football we're talking about here, which you call bananas and you're reluctant to play it. But you play baseball, the World Series. You've won every year, America's won every year in that. Well done America.

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Hoop Dreams picture

Announcer: And now in his seventh All Star appearance, Isiah Thomas.

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Eddie Izzard: Glorious picture

Eddie: I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in beeees.

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The September Issue picture

Journalist: Many people said that you are an 'Ice Woman'.
Anna Wintour: Well, this week it was pretty cold, that's all I can say.

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Jonestown: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple picture

Jim Jones: Be assured in that choice is not ours now. It's out of our hands. Die with respect. Die with a degree of dignity. Lay down your life with dignity. Don't lay down with tears and agony. Stop this hysterics. Keep your emotions down. Children, it will not hurt if you'll be quiet.

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March of the Penguins picture

Penguin: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

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Oceans picture

Narrator: Every breath we take, and every drop we drink, depends on a healthy ocean. Now, their life depends on us.

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Katy Perry: Part of Me picture

Katy Perry: Thank you so much for believing in my weirdness.

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Jackass Number Two picture

Johnny Knoxville: Ok, who brought crabs to the party? Ha ha. One of the guys had crabs.

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Deliver Us from Evil picture

Bob Jyono: I made up my mind. There is no God. I do not believe in a God, all right? All these rules, everything... they're made up by man, you know?

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In the Shadow of the Moon picture

Charlie Duke: I was able to look out of the window to see this incredible sight of the whole circle of the Earth. Oceans were crystal blue, the land was brown, and the clouds and the snow were pure white. And that jewel of Earth was just hung up in the blackness of space.

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Woodstock picture

David Crosby: This is our second gig.
Stephen Stills: This is the second time we've ever played in front of people, man, we're scared shitless.

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The Last Waltz picture

Levon Helm - Drums: New York, it was an adult portion. It was an adult dose. So it took a couple of trips to get into it. You just go in the first time and you get your ass kicked and you take off. As soon as it heals up, you come back and you try it again. Eventually, you fall right in love with it.

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The Big One picture

Audience Member: You should run for President! It would send a message.
Michael Moore: What message? Eat out more often?

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Man on Wire picture

Philippe Petit: Life should be lived on the edge of life. You have to exercise rebellion: to refuse to tape yourself to rules, to refuse your own success, to refuse to repeat yourself, to see every day, every year, every idea as a true challenge - and then you are going to live your life on a tightrope.

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Eddie Murphy Raw picture

Eddie Murphy: Richard said, "The next time the motherfucker call, tell him I said, "Suck my dick." I don't give a fuck. Whatever the fuck make the people laugh, say that shit. Do the people laugh when you say what you say?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Do you get paid?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up. Jello pudding-eating motherfucker."

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What the #$*! Do We Know!? picture

Ramtha: Do I think you're bad? I don't think you're bad. Do I think you're good? I don't think you're good either. I think you're God.

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